I hate maths homework - I don't understand what I have to do. If I was better at maths, my homework wouldn't take so long. And if I finished my homework sooner, I would have more time for my guitar. If I spent more time practicing the guitar, I would learn more cool songs and Beata, the singer in Space Rebels, would ask me to play in her band if I was a better guitarist. Maybe if I joined Space Rebels, Beata would become my girlfriend. So really, it's because of my maths homework that I'm not a rock star with a beautiful girlfriend!
